I've spent the last four days getting over a nasty cold. While my spirits have stayed pretty high even as my energy's dropped low, I found myself alone in the apartment today while Doug and Daniel were at work, and I started feeling a bit stir-crazy. I decided to cheer myself up by venturing out of the apartment to take part in something authentically Chinese. That's right: I went to Walmart.
OK, OK, I know: Walmart is anything but authentically Chinese. And normally, going to Walmart is a good way to bum myself out, not cheer myself up. But in a land where everything is unfamiliar and still has a sheen of novelty, going to Walmart turned out to be a good way to have fun.
The big, smiling face of Sam Walton beamed down on me as I rode the escalator ("travalator," according to a sign) down into the store. That's right, the Shenzhen Walmart is underground. Instead of going straight for the snack I had in mind, I decided to stroll each of the aisles just to soak up the flavor of Walmart: The China Edition. First of all, walking all of the aisles takes nowhere near as long as it would at home, since this Walmart is about the size of a small-ish grocery store in the U.S. Despite being on the small side, the store has salespeople everywhere, nearly one in every aisle, wanting to talk to you about buying things. (If I looked like I spoke Mandarin, I think they'd probably have approached me, but they left me alone.) At home, if I have a question in Walmart, it feels futile to go searching for an employee, since: a) they're never around, and b) they usually don't know where things are even when you do find them. But here, I was bombarded with opportunities to chat with employees, should I have wanted to (or been able to!).
I spotted lots of familiar brands in the toiletries and household goods sections: Pantene, Neutrogena, Head 'n Shoulders, Vaseline, Maybelline, Tide detergent, even OB tampons. Their foreign equivalents were there on the shelf, too, but I was surprised by how much I could have purchased familiar brands if I'd wanted to. (They're pricier, of course.) This incarnation of Walmart is mostly groceries, though: fresh produce, dried goods, cookies, candies, milk, yogurt, soft drinks, water, sauces, and other staples. Again, I saw familiar brands (often with Chinese versions of their logo; see Corn Flakes, below) alongside Chinese brands, and it all seemed pretty familiar. Then I rounded a corner and ended up next to tanks of live animals available for purchase: fish, eels, crabs, and--my personal creep-out--hundreds of live, squiggling, nearly transparent shrimp. Ew. Oh yeah, and next to the tanks of live animals were large baskets heaping with these critters' dried equivalents: dried fish parts, dried bird parts, dried sausages, and a popular snack, chicken feet.
Then there was the soundtrack. At first the in-store music didn't register on my mental radar. But at some point I realized I was humming and mumbling along with the music drifting from the ceiling. When I stopped to listen more closely, I realized they were playing a string of U.S. one-hit wonders circa 1997: Sophie B. Hawkins' "As I Lay Me Down," Savage Garden's "Truly Madly Deeply," Natalie Imbruglia's "Torn," and (brace yourself) Hanson's "I Will Come to You." (Don't remember that one? I didn't either at first, but I bet you'd recognize that prepubescent harmonizing on "na na na na na na na na na na...") What's worse, the store wasn't playing the originals. Instead, they were playing remixes by singers whose English pronunciation was pretty decent, but whose vocals sounded like they'd recently placed third in a citywide karaoke competition. As I started to recognize the songs, I also remembered that I'd heard Toni Braxton's "Breathe Again" piping from a shop on my way to Walmart. Apparently Shenzhen is where one-hit wonders come to die. (Or be resurrected, one of the two.)
I don't feel like I can rightfully end this blog without showing you a picture of my Walmart spoils. From left: paper towels, a Chinese Snickers (I have to do a taste test), guava juice, mango juice, aloe vera juice (my new favorite! comes with aloe chunks), Corn Flakes (for Doug, from a previous trip to Walmart. Yes, I've been twice.), a sponge (only 15 cents), a 6-pack of yogurt (which is pretty watery here, kind of like kefir), rolls (think Hawaiian sweet bread), and dried peaches. Minus the cornflakes, today's loot cost me about 6 bucks. Not bad.
P.S. On my way home from Walmart, I stopped to read the services menu at the spa that takes up the first 4 floors of our apartment building. (Shenzhen is famous for its spas and massage parlors.) In addition to offering services like Chinese massage and Thai massage (for super cheap -- $15 or less!), the spa in our building also advertises a service called "Blows the Foot (One Time)" for 50 yuan (about 7 dollars). The spa seems pretty legit, so I am really, really tempted to go in and request this service just so I can find out what blowing the foot entails. More on that in a later post!